My name is Kristian and i'm 19.
Florida.
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jakemalik:

sometimes ya just gotta eat a whole pizza

(Source: hi)

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sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved)

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c0caino:

Every single SpongeBob character

it’s so beautiful
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sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

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  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

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daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

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